Sleeping Beauty Awakes....sort of.

Rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated; I simply ran out of steam. My brother and sister bloggers are prolific in ways I can only dream about. Impressively, the authors listed to the right here are johnny on the spot. They are super sonic when it comes to reporting on our rulers and their Marxist's shenanigans. I marvel at the stamina of my blogging buddies who continue to keep up their spirits in the face on impending bread lines. It takes some moxy...and considerable skill.

While I don't declare myself back from the abyss, I do feel a certain gnawing feeling that I owe the Bamster a verbal whack or two. I just need a proton energy pill or a can of spinach to jump start me back into the mix. Let the games begin...again.

From the outer realms of junk email I found this piece of flotsam. I make no claim to authorship. I have no idea who wrote it, but I like it. I'm sure you've all seen a variation of it at one time or another. The only thing I changed was Democrat Friends to Liberal Friends and Republican Friends to Conservative Friends . The scary thing here is that as parody, a piece like this is losing it's steam. The psycho babble following to my Liberal Friends is not far from reality for many progressives living in these United States of the Perpetually Offended. But the very fact that we now have living amongst us these guilt ridden bird brains, splashing around in a bath of blind moral relevence, well, we have to laugh at them. Even though it is painfully obvious that we are giggling all the way down the road to hell. You know, that same road paved with liberal good intentions. A blessed Kwanzza, or whatever, to you and yourn.

To my Liberal Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the
only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

To My Conservative Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

From the nothing to see here move along department:

So the Army says that "religion" had nothing to do with last week's attack at Ft. Hood. Of course, that's what they said about the DC sniper back in 2002. (But he's getting the hot shot tonight for his random deeds.) The message was the same then as it is now: Nothing to see here, just move along.

I suppose all that screaming "allahu akbar!" while murdering his fellow soldiers was just an excited utterance...It doesn't mean anything...nothing to see here, just move along.

Come on people, it is NOT terrorism; in fact, don't you dare call what this guy did terrorism. So what if the perp is a ranting Muslim....nothing to see here, just move along.

So what if the FBI knew this cat was chatting up a radical Islamist weird beard and attended a Mosque known for it's Jihad Johnnies . (HT: Atlas Shrugs). Hell, he was just looking for advice on where to get the best prayer rugs...nothing to see here, just move along.

But there is something to see here and we're not going to just move along. We all know that the PC police are working overtime to white wash this event. How disappointed the left wing media must be that the Ft Hood killer wasn't a white guy. Back in 02, the media profile for the DC sniper was that of an angry white male...and they had him driving around in a white van. Wrong! The killers were actually black men, one named Muhammad, tooling around in a Ford, shooting people from the trunk. Oops, just a slight discrepancy there.

Like it or not folks, our freedom is under assault and our very institutions - from law enforcement to the media - if not leading the charge - are supporting it through their PC stupidity. It is a sad period we live in and, more importantly, a dangerous one. There is a hell of a lot to see here and you just move along at your own peril.

It would truly be funny if...

And what would the world be without some parody at the expense of the Bamster:

But thank Heavens for Barry's diplomatic skills...I get a warm and fuzzy feeling just thinking about his awesome ability to negotiate:

Actually, I'd really be worried if he didn't have a good, strong woman standing behind him...or in front of him, or on top of him, or wherever the hell she stands. One thing for certain, ain't no French bimbo coming betwixt her and her stud muffin:

But as funny as comrade Barry is, the cold hard fact comes down to this:

Sometimes you just have to laugh...before you bend over, stick your head between your legs, and kiss you arse goodbye.

In today's vernacular.....

Chinese men need the "hook up". This Fox News article details the one child policy of Commie China and it's predictable result: Too many men...and not enough women.

Mark Steyn commented on the glut of Chinese men in his blockbuster expose' America Alone (page 30):

Unless China's planning to become the first gay superpower since Sparta, what's going to happen to these young men? As a general rule, large numbers of excitable lads who can't get any action are useful for manning the nuttier outposts of the jihad but not for much else. So, given Russia's own imbalance - between sickly men of low life expectancy and long-lived robust women - it's not hard to see some mutual advantage in a bilateral mass hook up for Slav women and Chinese men, even if the boys are a bit callow and the chicks somewhat long in the tooth.

Heh, heh, heh.

And just what causes Russian men to die early? - for the non Muslim Russian man life expectancy is 58.9: Aids, hepatitis, tuberculosis and alcoholism is taking care of business. However, Ruuskie women tend to live into their 70's. Too many candlesticks and not enough candlestick holders to loosely reference Mark Twain.

Ain't socialistic countries grand? The Chicom's one child policy has resulted in parents aborting their female babies in pursuit of sons - hence the lack of lasses; and the trampling of individualism and it's accompanying drag on the human spirit in Lenin Land has so depressed Russian males that they're drinking and drugging themselves to death.

Given the Marxists crowd running things in America today, it's not too hard to conceive of a similar future for us: Coming soon - a population control czar, a food and drink czar, a house size czar, etc. And the hell of it is that half the population can't wait for it to happen.