It would truly be funny if...

And what would the world be without some parody at the expense of the Bamster:

But thank Heavens for Barry's diplomatic skills...I get a warm and fuzzy feeling just thinking about his awesome ability to negotiate:

Actually, I'd really be worried if he didn't have a good, strong woman standing behind him...or in front of him, or on top of him, or wherever the hell she stands. One thing for certain, ain't no French bimbo coming betwixt her and her stud muffin:

But as funny as comrade Barry is, the cold hard fact comes down to this:

Sometimes you just have to laugh...before you bend over, stick your head between your legs, and kiss you arse goodbye.

In today's vernacular.....

Chinese men need the "hook up". This Fox News article details the one child policy of Commie China and it's predictable result: Too many men...and not enough women.

Mark Steyn commented on the glut of Chinese men in his blockbuster expose' America Alone (page 30):

Unless China's planning to become the first gay superpower since Sparta, what's going to happen to these young men? As a general rule, large numbers of excitable lads who can't get any action are useful for manning the nuttier outposts of the jihad but not for much else. So, given Russia's own imbalance - between sickly men of low life expectancy and long-lived robust women - it's not hard to see some mutual advantage in a bilateral mass hook up for Slav women and Chinese men, even if the boys are a bit callow and the chicks somewhat long in the tooth.

Heh, heh, heh.

And just what causes Russian men to die early? - for the non Muslim Russian man life expectancy is 58.9: Aids, hepatitis, tuberculosis and alcoholism is taking care of business. However, Ruuskie women tend to live into their 70's. Too many candlesticks and not enough candlestick holders to loosely reference Mark Twain.

Ain't socialistic countries grand? The Chicom's one child policy has resulted in parents aborting their female babies in pursuit of sons - hence the lack of lasses; and the trampling of individualism and it's accompanying drag on the human spirit in Lenin Land has so depressed Russian males that they're drinking and drugging themselves to death.

Given the Marxists crowd running things in America today, it's not too hard to conceive of a similar future for us: Coming soon - a population control czar, a food and drink czar, a house size czar, etc. And the hell of it is that half the population can't wait for it to happen.